TV shows and computers
I don’t know if TV show writers don’t know anything about computers or if they just like to piss off geeks. For instance in The Event, if someone uses protocols like the Pentagon you could spoof the…
If that doesn’t work you could call CSI and ask if they will write a GUI interface in Visual Basic for you:
Or if you speak 1337, like they do in Numb3rs, you could try IRC: